HOLY CRAP: ZERO-CALORIE, ZERO-ALLERGY NOODLES!
Have I died and gone to heaven? I swear, it’s like someone’s been listening to my thoughts and finally did something about it. I can’t believe this. Zero calorie noodles. No soy, no gluten, no nothing. Just…noodles. If I could draw a food pyramid of what I eat, the bottom half would be a lot of tomato sauce, a lot of nutritional yeast, and a whole lotta gluten-free noodles. So, imagine the look on my face when my best friend Laura brought me these. I was in awe.
“This can’t be real life,” I tell her.
“Oh, no, yes it is, girl,” she assures me. (MORE)
